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David Letterman's New Book of

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David Letterman's New Book ofGet the book that tells the world: "I like to read large print TV tie ins " Top ten wise ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book: 10. "Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it here." 9. "I can't believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free " 8. "MEEEEOW You sell books to kitties, don't you?" 7. "Whoa You must go to Letterman's barber." 6. "You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops type shows about

Get the book that tells the world: "I like to read large-print TV tie-ins "

Top ten wise-ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book:
10. "Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it here."
9. "I can't believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free "
8. "MEEEEOW You sell books to kitties, don't you?"
7. "Whoa You must go to Letterman's barber."
6. "You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops-type shows about bookstore clerks."
5. "I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks."
4. "Do you have a bag or something? I don't want anyone to see me with this."
3. "If this book gives me a paper cut, I'm suing your sorry ass."
2. "Can you Super Size this?"
1. "You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man I'm Hooked on Phonics "

Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Bantam
Published: 10/01/1996
ISBN: 9780553763584
Pages: 176
Weight: 0.62lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.43d
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RT
Lexington, US
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Cool looking everyday basic watch for low price
Color: Tan
Good looking watch, especially in Tan color. Looks like a G-Shock but for much lower price. Has some useful basic functions, good for swimming, very light. But: - it has actually 4 buttons, no button at the right top - TEL feature - can save up to 30 phone numbers. Does anyone used this feature in the last 20 years? - Black digital display is not very well visible. Strange it is not lightened at all by the watch light. Only analog display (which is glowing in the dark) is lightened. - The analog and digital time need to be set separately. - some buttons beep and some not, and this cannot be changed. The bottom line: cool looking everyday basic watch for low price.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2025
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Joseph Kinlin
Belleville, US
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Great watch for the money
Color: Black/Silver
Poor man's Rolex. Durable and dependable.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026
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JK41
Los Angeles, US
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I love this watch even though it has some really big flaws.
Color: Tan
I love this watch even though there are some major problems. The quality of the crystal is really clear. I love the way the dial looks. It is very easy to read analog hands. It has a lot of lume on the hands so reading the time at night is not a problem even without the illumination. The indices do not glow as bright but can be easily seen when you hit the light button. I like the colors on the dial as well. I do find the digital dispay to be small and obstructed by the light button. The digital display is also unreadable when you look straight on. It just appears black until you look at it at an angle. The worst part is that the light does not even illuminate the digital display. It is not a deal breaker for me as I don't play on using the digital functions when it is dark. Honestly, I probably am not going to be using the other functions other than time. Setting the analog time is annoying as you have to hold the button and wait until you get to the respective time and it only moves forward. Overall nice looking watch that seems well built. If you use the digital functions a lot this is probably not the watch for you.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2026
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Darlene
Pawtucket, US
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Great watch
Color: Tan
Bought as a gift, they love it
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
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KO
Lake Worth, US
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Nice
Color: Black/Green
Nice
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026

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