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I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

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I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-ComA hilarious and sexy romance about a woman who gets dropped on a strange planet only to fall for not one, but two, aliens, from the author of I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf. Dorothy Valentine is close to getting her PhD in wildlife biology when shes attacked by a lion. On the bright side, shes saved! On the not so bright side, its because theyre abducted by aliens. In her scramble to escape, Dory and the lion commandeer an escape

A hilarious and sexy romance about a woman who gets dropped on a strange planet only to fall for not one, but two, aliens, from the author of I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf.

Dorothy Valentine is close to getting her PhD in wildlife biology when she’s attacked by a lion. On the bright side, she’s saved! On the not-so-bright side, it’s because they’re abducted by aliens. In her scramble to escape, Dory and the lion commandeer an escape pod and crash-land on an alien planet that has...dinosaurs?

Dory and her new lion bestie, Toto, are saved in the nick of time by a mysterious and sexy alien, Sol. On their new adventure, they team up with the equally hot, equally dangerous Lok, who may or may not be a war criminal. Whether it be trauma, fate, or intrigue, Dory can’t resist the attraction that’s developing in their trio....

As this ragtag group of misfits explore their new planet, Dory learns more about how and why they’ve all ended up together, battles more prehistoric creatures than she imagined (she imagined...zero), and questions if she even wants to go back home to Earth in this hilarious and steamy alien romance adventure comedy romp.

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Great toilet paper but it needs to be individually wrapped
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This toilet paper is soft and comfortable. I have tried different brands of bamboo toilet paper and a lot of them are too rough or sometimes they can leave lint behind (although the lint in general is not as bad compared to regular toilet paper). This toilet paper doesn't leave lint behind and it isn't rough on my skin. Although they seem super thin, they absorb very well and I don't have to use as much toilet paper. Overall, the quality is good and they function great. There was another brand I was using, but they went up in price by a lot. I decided to give this one a try. This is a good value for bamboo toilet paper. However, I wish the toilet paper rolls were individually wrapped for hygienic purposes. It doesn't come in smaller packs inside the big pack like some brands may do. Once it's open, all 24 rolls are exposed.
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We've been trying different bamboo t.p. brands. This one is not bad, but the rolls are quit small, so while this package has 24 rolls, they don't last long. The paper itself is pretty good. Not quite as soft as we'd like, but not the sandpaper of some others we tried.
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Ok. I have to admit. This toilet paper checks out all the boxes. Its very soft. It really DOES last longer and it's toxins free. Great stuff.
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